Little Child King
Let's welcome this week's expert... Who just walks past everyone and over to a computer! It's "Takuya Kawabata desu. 4 nen sai desu." That's Takuya Kawabata who's in year four. Obviously. He types it because he's an expert speed typist. He can type an average of 380 words a minute!

They ask him some other questions, and he answers by just typing. Like, favourite food? He types "Hamburger and noodles", etc. You get the idea.

How can he prove his skills some more? Play "The Typing of the Living Dead"...! You have to quickly type the words on the zombies to kill them. Type too slow and they'll kill you.

Akachin wants to know how competent the girls are with computers. Sayu says at school her friend was a computer!!

So it's the expert vs MM, but who will be the one to take him on?
It's the qualifying round.

Time for some tips from a typing teacher.
Apparently when typing you should start with your fingers in the Home Position. That's your index fingers on F and J, and the rest of your fingers on the letters next to them (A, S, D and K, L and :). Your thumbs go on the space bar.

The girls have to try and type as many given words/sentences as they can in one minute.
Sayu can't get the right kanji to come up to make the second half of a word, so has to do it a slower way. She gets 3.
Aika types 2.
Lin types 1.
Risa types 2.
Last up is Reina. She seemingly can't type to save her life. By not managing to be able to type a question mark means she gets nothing completely done!

This means that it's Sayu vs the expert.
The challenge: They're both going to have to type up the lyrics to Onna ni Sachi Are as fast as they can. The King's handicap is that he'll have to type the whole song, that's 384 words. Sayu will only have to type the last 154 words. Whoever finishes first wins!

The king types it stupidly fast, at double speed or more!
Sayu types it at half the speed, and often slower!
That speeded up/slowed down music video is the best thing ever.
King wins!
He gets the food prize. AND SPEAKS!! SHOCK!

Child Gourmet Joker
Yes it's the section for big-headed fat kids to show off and stuff their faces, Child Gourmet Joker. This section is back? Seriously didn't think it'd turn up again.

Lin doesn't get the kid's introduction, but still thought it was "interesting"! Same here. Just I didn't think it was interesting, not even in a sarcastic way.

So this week's greedy kid eats Peeking Duck, and the girls will to... If they win the game.

Mr Shuffle's back. Joy.

So if you don't remember, there's one Joker card and the others are blank. Mr Shuffle will shuffle them all, face down. At the end of the shuffling the girls have to choose a card each. Whoever chooses the Joker card doesn't get to eat. So if you've followed right you will be able to not pick the Joker.

Ai gets the Joker so doesn't get to eat. And that's it really.

Kirarin Revolution and Morning Musume
Before the winner is finally revealed we have to see what the top five best selling products are in the Kirarin shop.

*Da da da, da dada da daa*
In at 5: It's towels
Dropping a place to number 4: Some smelly stuff
Straight in at 3: The Kirarin arcade collectable card reader game (Love and Berry rip-off).
Moving up to number 2: It's the collectable cards for the arcade game.
And this week's number 1: Kirarin Berry Best crepes.

So, the time has arrived. Who's design has been picked as the official new enemy cat for Naa in the cartoon?
Dun dada duuuuun... Sayu's! The one with that with skull type head and missing tooth.

The last day to enter a name is the 31st. Which has gone. So you can't.

Castle Performance
Full of unexpected stuff this week. Now the big castle set is back!
It's Buono (meaning "delicious" in Italian, apparently, and made of 2 Berryz and a C-ute) and their debut single "Hontou no Jibun".

Next week: A giant Lying Queen. So it's Lying Queen, Little Child King, Queen, King, Queen, King, Queen then? Whatever happened to Jack?

This week's credits music is Nacchi's new single: "Iki wo Kasanemashou".