Little Child King
It's time for the bestest section, Little Child King.

This time we've got four kids who are expert unicyclists. Hey look! It's the same track that was used in the first two "Sweat! CMs". Just thought you'd like to know.

Time to see how good the girls are on unicycles. As usual there's an expert to help.
Ai just kicks it at the cameraman.
Sayu does a Sayu and just falls off. Twice.
Reina can't do it either.
Eri... Cycles off down the track!

So, seeing as Eri was the best at that it'll be her vs an expert in a straight unicycle race. The handicap being that the expert has to cycle 100m, but Eri starts half way and only has to do 50m. So who'll win?
Yep, the expert! She did it in 14 seconds.

4 vs 4 now for the second race.
Morning Musume only have to cycle 50m in a straight line on a tricycle. They'll swap riders at every 12.5m. It's like a relay, just with a tricycle.
The experts however have to get through a 100m obstacle course on their unicycles!
The first obstacle is three strips of wood on the floor that have to be jumped over. Then they have to turn round and go backwards in this Back Zone. Next, they turn to face forwards again, it's two sets of steps that have to be jumped up and then off of at the top. Then it's an S bend of cardboard boxes. Fifth are three "flags" that have to be ridden under. After that it's a ramp, and the final obstacle is the Spin Zone. Here they have to spin round 10 times within a circle before heading off to the finish line. As there's four of them they'll also be taking a quarter of the course each.
So, who's going to win this one?
The experts win again. Those kids are stupidly amazing and fast.

Time for a full replay, for no other reason than to laugh at the girls losing again!

And, hey, let's show clips of them losing for a third time. But this time to music. To make it funnier!

Race three, the bicycle vs unicycle race.
Again it's a relay with the four members of each team taking a quarter of the course each.
Sayu starts, slightly behind seeing as riding a bike has got to be much easier and faster...
You just know what happens from here (although having only one bike did make it harder)!
Experts: 3, MM: 0!

Child Gourmet Joker
It's back, AGAIN! Why? Who knows.
This week's fat kid is the same as all the others really, so no introduction needed.
It follows the regular format. Fat kid is first seen eating. Then he eats some more. Talks about eating. Eats some more. Finishes the plate. Gets another serving. His arteries block up. He has a heart attack. Etc.

So it's the card game with Mr Shuffle. As usual, if you pick the card with the Joker on you don't get to eat.
I followed it right again, woo, but Eri didn't, she chose the wrong card meaning she can't eat.
*Jun Highlight Alert*
Jun, being the kind person she is, feels sorry for Eri and offers her some Foie Gras (though last week in Lying Queen I'm sure Jun didn't actually like Foie Gras, but never mind)...

Morning Musume and Kirarin Revolution
Random preview of next week's Kirarin cat name reveal. Koharu and Sayu surprise the winner.

Castle Performance
Okey-dokey! It's Risa + Aika + two C-ute kids = Athena & Robikerottsu. It's their debut single "Shouri no BIG WAVE!!!", the new theme to the cartoon featuring Risa's voice – "Robby and Kerobby". Upside-up indeed.

Next week: A new section! About Vikings and food.