Equal Viking
It's a new section with a title that makes about as much sense as the others. Woo!
Actually, it does make sense, I'll explain:
The game involves a smorgasbord, which is a Swedish buffet-type thing. Basically a table with lots of different food on.
In Japan "Baikingu riyouri", literally "Viking dish", means smorgasbord (although Vikings weren't Swedish, but there you go). So the game is themed all Vikingy.
The equal part will be explained with the game's rules.

Got it? See, we're educational too.

So, to the rules.
As in the example used, say all the food on the table weighed 400g in total and that there were four people playing the game.
The total weight of the food, 400g, divided by the number of players, 4, is 100g. The food must be shared out equally, so each player has to take the amount of food, and put it onto their plate, that they think weighs 100g.
Whoever manages to get the right weight of food gets to eat it. The key is to not be too greedy, but still to have enough.

Next to this week's selected weirdos, erm, guests. It's the Nankai Candies. No, I don't know if that's man or a woman. But what I do know is CABBAGE MAN'S HERE!

We thought we'd seen the back of him (do cabbages have backs seeing as they're round?), but no. He seems to have grown a full body though, and today is acting as the official weigher. We also find of that his offical title is the Cabbage Minister!

Down to the game. Before starting everyone pulls a stick out our favourite Pringles tube, which has also returned. The sticks are numbered to decide the order in the game.
Ai gets best place and gets to pick first, second will be Eri, then Shizuyo (who is a woman), followed by Sayu, fifth is Ryouta, and last it's Reina.

Cabbage Man brings on the food. It's roast beef and vegetables, fish risotto and a pudding.
The whole lot weighs 3000g. So splitting that between the 6 of them, they'll need to try and take 500g of food each.
It's not easy though as there isn't an equal amount of everything – e.g., seven slices of beef, five bits of broccoli, etc.

Let's Viking!!.. Huh?
First up is the beef and vegetables. Everything on the platter with the beef weighs 1086g in total. A sixth of that is 181g.
Ai gets 93g.
Eri gets 128g.
Shizuyo gets 336g!
Sayu gets 173g
Ryouta gets 170g.
Reina gets 4g!!

Next it's the rice and stuff. It weighs 1434g, so a sixth of that is 239g.
Ai gets 152g.
Eri gets 113g.
Shizuyo gets 57g.
Sayu gets 213g.
Ryouta gets 190g.
Reina gets... All the rest!!

Last it's the pudding. It weights 480g, so a sixth of that is 80g.
Ai gets 165g.
Eri gets 80g.
Shizuyo gets most of the rest.
Sayu finishes it off!
Ryouta and Reina are left with little leaf thing!

Weighing time.
They all need to have 500g each, but as it's almost impossible to get it dead on, there's a safe zone. If the food weighs anywhere in between 480g and 520g then they win and get to eat it. Any more or any less and the Cabbage Man gets it for himself!

Reina's weighs: 747g - Out!
Ai's weighs: 410g – Out!
Eri's weighs: 396g – Out!
Ryouta's weighs: 373g – Out!
Sayu's weighs: 483g! – Safe!
Shizuyo's weighs: 553g – Out!
After all that only Sayu gets to eat!

Morning Musume and Kirarin Revolution
FINALLY time to reveal the winning name.

Sayu and Koharu are at the winner's house. The winner being 10 year old Mizuki Sakiyama, who has a room full of Hello! Project stuff. FIX! I should have won, obviously.
Her mum lets the girls in, but before the surprise they listen in on an interview with Mizuki.

They ask who her favourite member of Morning Musume is. She says Koharu, because she's cute and can sing well (...). Korahu = happy.
Then they ask who her least favourite member is. She says Sayu!! She says that she's cute but can be harsh. Sayu = probably pretty annoyed.

Time for the surprise. Turn your volume down!
So Sayu asks Mizuki where she ranks in MM. She says 4th!!

Time for the name reveal. It's... "Guro-san".
Well done Mizuki!

Now for another returning feature: It's an announcement that next week there will be a big announcement!
Bets on what it is? Can't be the Ninth Gen auditions, I shouldn't think. Probably just something to do with Kirarin Revolution. Or is it?..

Castle Performance
It's Mikan! Half live (that's Ai and Reina singing live, plus some of the others some of the time)! Watch and love.

Next week: Surprise! It's Lying Queen.

This week's credits music is Athena & Robikerottsu's new single: "Shouri no BIG WAVE!!!".